Human pants and pirates 4
In the last adventure The pirates Human pants, captain booty Bootcap and Bootlick are on their way to fight more alien dorks. They saved the planets from being destroyed by dark voids. It was time to enter the sun...
The pirates went back home and saw a icy protection from the sun. Captain said it will feel cozy in there if you use it. Human pant said hey captain the sun is massive so there must be a strong fire weapon. Arrgh I'v found the massive fire weapon. It looks like a pumpkin. The alien in the sun ask for all the weapons they found they said. Okay said captain. Wait a minute your that alien dork that we met on Earth. Hahahahahhahaha you think this is easier than last time. (Weapons are called: sword of Titan, ice sword water crystal power gas mask and boulder.)I challenge you to battle. Whoever win this battle gets to keep the weapons. Captain, no matter how much we fight in this battle we will not stop. The alien will not die. That alien can heal while fighting too. Captain had an idea. He was trying to get the alien puffed. Alien said well done humans I am defeated. Captain said now tell us where the other alien dorks are. We are separated from the next nearby stars. You cannot enter the star until you get rid of the voids in the planet. The next star is promix center. Then let's go said human pant. Captain, it will take 4.2 years for our spaceship to travel from our solar system to the next star said Bootcap. Captain has already known what to do: travel four times the speed of light. Our rocket has a booster that can go that fast. Captain said to pirates Put on your astronaut suit to avoid too much pressure. In two days the pirates were in promix ceteri. Captain, the planets are so big that it will crush you into cheese crumbles. Looks like we have to use our metal spaceship to enter the void. Who dares to enter the void extravoildon. What the?Never heard of that material. Lays just put on our gas mask on just in case it's a gas you out. This gas can go through anything exept itself. It was easy to dodge everything because the gas moved slowly.boss time! Said human pants.boy l really do need a drink to make up for all that writing. I don't think the spaceship is not a a boss with. Bootcap said let's use our weapons. Enough talking said captain booty. Hurry! The aliens will come back alive again. Well we don't care if the aliens come alive. The boomerang will just-scrart Human pants, use the boomerang! Human pant use the boomerang. Opsies I think the boomarang slice the boomerang in half. Welp that was easy said bootcap. All the pirates saw a red dwarf orbiting the sun. Ding! I should destroy the red dwarf. Human pant summon his dragon to destroy the red dwarf. Nothing happened. Come on we've got planets to save! We still have one more solar system to save said Bootcap. Next up said captain.planet don't know. Who dares to enter the void of elemental rocky boy. Rocky boy what's rocky boy said captain. Bootcap said rocky boy is when boy rocks come alive. We don't need our weapons right now. We could just catch a rock and throw them in their face said bootlick Captain said bootlick, I don't think his way is quick. Let's get our weapons and throw our weapons and throws the rocks in their faces well. Light saber can block anything exept things that weighs a few more than bolt. Use sword wind of titan. It could slice and create a tornado. Windy hurricane just shot out of the blade. It sucked all the aliens to the ground. Human pants said hey cool, more weapons. Lightning bolt that is like a boomarang. Captain use bolt. 2 down 2 to go.next up who dares to enter the void of comfusion. Boy this void is really comfusing. That because this void is void of confusion. Not to worry said captain booty. Let's put on eye scarfs. You can see through these scarfs only a bit. Captain use sword of Titan and he swung it so hard that it destroyed the void. Last void said human pants. Ooooooh after this void is the next SOLAR SYSTEM. Who dares to enter the void of penuts. Captain said no eating these peanuts. If you eat them you will die. Huamn pants said to captain do that little technique thing you did before. Nah said captain. Fine then I'll do it then I'll do it then. Human pants used wind of Titan sword. Human pants didn't destroy the void but it blew the peanuts back to the aliens and most of them accidentally ate the peanuts and died. As soon as the void was destroyed, it was of to the sun. Captain where is the icy healing glove asked bootlick. In the uhhhh... Bin for some reason. Captain puts on icy healing glove. Alien boss dork said you destroyed you destroyed the voids and now it's time to face your destiny. Wellp lads, you know what to do. Use me alien destroyer. Captain said don't use just one shot at the time. You press shoot five bombs at a time. Human pants stuffed himself
inside the cannon and shot himself straight at the wall and bounced all around which makes it annoying. Then human pants hit alien dork in the face. Captain said the next star is in the next galaxy right beside the center. Boocap said it's 100,000 light years away from here. (light years, light
that travels one year.) Is light that travels one year.) Then why don't we travel in that wormhole said bootlick. Put your astronaut suit on. You don't
want your blood to boil. Arrrgh
In the last adventure The pirates Human pants, captain booty Bootcap and Bootlick are on their way to fight more alien dorks. They saved the planets from being destroyed by dark voids. It was time to enter the sun...
The pirates went back home and saw a icy protection from the sun. Captain said it will feel cozy in there if you use it. Human pant said hey captain the sun is massive so there must be a strong fire weapon. Arrgh I'v found the massive fire weapon. It looks like a pumpkin. The alien in the sun ask for all the weapons they found they said. Okay said captain. Wait a minute your that alien dork that we met on Earth. Hahahahahhahaha you think this is easier than last time. (Weapons are called: sword of Titan, ice sword water crystal power gas mask and boulder.)I challenge you to battle. Whoever win this battle gets to keep the weapons. Captain, no matter how much we fight in this battle we will not stop. The alien will not die. That alien can heal while fighting too. Captain had an idea. He was trying to get the alien puffed. Alien said well done humans I am defeated. Captain said now tell us where the other alien dorks are. We are separated from the next nearby stars. You cannot enter the star until you get rid of the voids in the planet. The next star is promix center. Then let's go said human pant. Captain, it will take 4.2 years for our spaceship to travel from our solar system to the next star said Bootcap. Captain has already known what to do: travel four times the speed of light. Our rocket has a booster that can go that fast. Captain said to pirates Put on your astronaut suit to avoid too much pressure. In two days the pirates were in promix ceteri. Captain, the planets are so big that it will crush you into cheese crumbles. Looks like we have to use our metal spaceship to enter the void. Who dares to enter the void extravoildon. What the?Never heard of that material. Lays just put on our gas mask on just in case it's a gas you out. This gas can go through anything exept itself. It was easy to dodge everything because the gas moved slowly.boss time! Said human pants.boy l really do need a drink to make up for all that writing. I don't think the spaceship is not a a boss with. Bootcap said let's use our weapons. Enough talking said captain booty. Hurry! The aliens will come back alive again. Well we don't care if the aliens come alive. The boomerang will just-scrart Human pants, use the boomerang! Human pant use the boomerang. Opsies I think the boomarang slice the boomerang in half. Welp that was easy said bootcap. All the pirates saw a red dwarf orbiting the sun. Ding! I should destroy the red dwarf. Human pant summon his dragon to destroy the red dwarf. Nothing happened. Come on we've got planets to save! We still have one more solar system to save said Bootcap. Next up said captain.planet don't know. Who dares to enter the void of elemental rocky boy. Rocky boy what's rocky boy said captain. Bootcap said rocky boy is when boy rocks come alive. We don't need our weapons right now. We could just catch a rock and throw them in their face said bootlick Captain said bootlick, I don't think his way is quick. Let's get our weapons and throw our weapons and throws the rocks in their faces well. Light saber can block anything exept things that weighs a few more than bolt. Use sword wind of titan. It could slice and create a tornado. Windy hurricane just shot out of the blade. It sucked all the aliens to the ground. Human pants said hey cool, more weapons. Lightning bolt that is like a boomarang. Captain use bolt. 2 down 2 to go.next up who dares to enter the void of comfusion. Boy this void is really comfusing. That because this void is void of confusion. Not to worry said captain booty. Let's put on eye scarfs. You can see through these scarfs only a bit. Captain use sword of Titan and he swung it so hard that it destroyed the void. Last void said human pants. Ooooooh after this void is the next SOLAR SYSTEM. Who dares to enter the void of penuts. Captain said no eating these peanuts. If you eat them you will die. Huamn pants said to captain do that little technique thing you did before. Nah said captain. Fine then I'll do it then I'll do it then. Human pants used wind of Titan sword. Human pants didn't destroy the void but it blew the peanuts back to the aliens and most of them accidentally ate the peanuts and died. As soon as the void was destroyed, it was of to the sun. Captain where is the icy healing glove asked bootlick. In the uhhhh... Bin for some reason. Captain puts on icy healing glove. Alien boss dork said you destroyed you destroyed the voids and now it's time to face your destiny. Wellp lads, you know what to do. Use me alien destroyer. Captain said don't use just one shot at the time. You press shoot five bombs at a time. Human pants stuffed himself
inside the cannon and shot himself straight at the wall and bounced all around which makes it annoying. Then human pants hit alien dork in the face. Captain said the next star is in the next galaxy right beside the center. Boocap said it's 100,000 light years away from here. (light years, light
that travels one year.) Is light that travels one year.) Then why don't we travel in that wormhole said bootlick. Put your astronaut suit on. You don't
want your blood to boil. Arrrgh